The New Humbug Elect, Rich "Lost Dutchmind" Brandt has proclaimed 2007 (ECV 6012) as "The Year of the SICK JACKASS" for Sam Brannan events. So he asking all Redshirts, to give another couple of Redshirts a call and encourages them to drag their Ass out and show it a good time. We know it's the middle of the week, but what a great excuse, to give your hard working, hungry and dehydrated Ass a break, and call it quits early for a change. The indoor festivities begin about 6 PM at the Skyline Park Clubhouse (off East Imola Ave), in nearby Napa. But, you can come a little earlier and marinate the Cook Crew. A couple of short movies about the California Gold Rush will be shown to your Ass for historical education purposes.

Come and join us for a mouth watering Tri-Tip Dinner "Kona" style and wash it down with a little slippery, as we say "Aloha You Jackass". That means hello to the new Humbug and goodbye to the old Humbug. Here is your chance to throw a few puns, as you ROAST the outgoing Humbug John Dolzadell, unworthy as he may be. John will also be paying homage to all XNGH's present. Then celebrate the passing of "that almighty Gavel" to the Sorry Ass of Rich Brandt, as he takes the reigns. He has a lot of sick ideas for the next year. Any questions, you can call his Ass at 209-296-5105.

The grub stub at the door is $18. But you can save your Ass some gas money and pre-pay only $15 in Gold Dust to: Sam Brannan GDR, P.O. Box 457 Napa, CA. 94559

Remember, if you don't spoil your Ass, who will?

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Created on ... December 09, 2006